A FEW THINGS ABOUT ME

I was born in Saigon, Vietnam.
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But, I grew up in the center of the universe, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
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I was a two-time spelling bee champ of my junior high.
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My three sisters were all valedictorians. I was not.
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I decided to attend college in Washington state because I liked Nirvana.
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Living in the Pacific Northwest made me believe in Sasquatch.
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Living in New York City made me believe in bagels.
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I attended Parsons School of Design after I decided not to attend law school.
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Riding the Cylcone at Coney Island scares the shit out of me.
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I'm a half-way decent cook when it comes to breakfast items.
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It's almost impossible for me not to order chicken fried steak if it's on the menu.